Sandwich Factory, FSN 777  

I made this course category (FSN 777) as the course number to put sandwich factory worker ratings. Don't leave reviews on this page, but make a new rating for each worker. To leave a review, check if your person is listed under FSN 777 course already and leave review there. If not, click on "add new professor" on the front page and enter the sandwich maker's name and set the course as FSN 777 so other people can quickly find your sandwich review.

I just wanted a PB&J sandwich. As a brand new freshman right out of high school, I was amazed by the campus and I was excited for the experiences to come. Chick-fil-A, Subway, Tacos-to-go; all these options seemed like good, wholesome options to eat at. Last but not least, Sandwich Factory seemed the most promising of them all. I entered through the shining door, with a dazzling smile on my face. And that was when I plunged into hell. Now I know. Nothing on this godforsaken campus is edible. Least of all, Sandwich Factory. The workers there have been zapped by the mystical wizard of BEING SLOW. It's like they couldn't make a sandwich even if their entire family was about to be put to death. No; they just meaninglessly waddle around and chat about their meaningless lives, faff about with the sandwich materials, play silly games with their hands, you know, all the things you really want the workers to do except, you know... MAKING A GODDAMN SANDWICH. These fucks couldn't make a sandwich quickly if their lives, families, friends, and GPAs depended on it. Useless. If you're reading this, you may still have time. Turn your eyes away from this place. Run far, far away from Sandwich Factory. In the words of the great Nelson Mandela, "The brave man is not he who does not feel afraid, but he who conquers that fear." Don't be that brave man. Run. Run as far and as fast away as you can. Don't ever look back.